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❝i’ve heard it all before. something like that wouldn’t frighten me.❞
———❝ IT’S NOT A MATTER OF FEAR. consider me a cautious person, but i like to have a plan in place when it comes to supernatural issues. ❞ he pushed his cigarette against the inside of the ashtray, lifting from his chair on the porch. the german hadn’t been back to new orleans since the hurricane; to him, the french quarter looked exactly how he’d last pictured it, almost two decades ago.
INTRIGUED is he , inching closer with acorn placed very gently into their palm . he does not KNOW what english exactly is , again , he is but an alien – one relatively NEW to earth . the concept of multiple languages existing on one planet seemed IMPOSSIBLE . “ . . english is ? ” && he then plops down next to them , STARING with wide eyes .
———WHAT WAS MORE CONFUSING THAN THE STATEMENT, was the fact he didn’t sense the other was lying. folding his paper over, the man held out an article before the stranger. it outlined the fiscal deficit and what it meant in relation to their trade partners; dull enough but above an elementary level of reading comprehension.
OH – clever , ‘course he shouldn’t expect things for free . how cruel was it of them though , dangling the cigarette over him like they were playing with some CAT . he huffs , hand moved to cup a pale cheek as eyes roll to the side in thought . “ mmm . . well , what do you want ? perhaps – a kiss on the cheek will suffice ? ”
———❝ AS NICE AS IT SOUNDS… i would not twist your arm for that. ❞ he lowered the coffin nail, handing it to beni as he moved to close the pack. offering his lighter, the man almost found it funny when he’d demonstrated his affinity to pyrokinesis not long ago.
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