what the fuck rp starters

children-ofthestars:

  • “Oh look, carnage.”
  • “I found you beat half to death in a dumpster. When I said I would call 9-1-1 you punched me in the face and said no before passing out.”
  • “Holy shit you look terrible.”
  • “Can’t go to my place, I’m making poison in my kitchen.”
  • “This is the tenth half-eaten corpse I’ve seen. It’s still kinda horrifying but less horrifying than the first time I saw one.”
  • “Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”
  • Everything about your life makes so much sense now.”
  • “I don’t know, that sounds like a ‘fuck off’ kind of growl.”
  • “There’s a girl snorting cocaine off the counter in the bathroom. Just thought you’d wanna know.”
  • “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news: some of this blood is mine. The bad news: most of it is mine. And I’m going to pass out.”
  • “After the fight some dude catcalled me on the way home so I turned around and spat a bunch of blood at his feet. Never seen someone regret doing something so fast.”
  • “Is that a fucking dragon?”
  • “That is genuinely disturbing.”
  • “Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.”
  • “This is surprisingly not the worst thing we’ve done. This is like, maybe halfway up the list.”

???

corners of glossed lips would twitch ‘fore sheepish smile FLASHES ‘cross them.  honesty was a good trait to have but there was certainly such a thing as being TOO honest  &&  he fears that.  “ ah . . sometimes.  maybe every other weekend or something like that   –   i usually come with friends but the group i always go with was busy so i came alone tonight.   it was BETTER to drink with friends  ,  safer too but he had a bit of stress to swallow.  “ what about you ?

       ———❝ I try to mix it up when I’m in the area. ❞
There was no reason the man had to pick favorites before he’d seen the town. Dives and bars were the places to be on his weekends and evenings from work. He traveled often, money never an issue. It was natural he grab a few drinks in the pursuit of meeting new people.

     

❝ My name is Elliot, by the way. ❞

supernaturae:

wow i can’t believe i’m doin this it feels ,,, gross n weird n i’m actually ,,,, crying as i write this wow i’m a mess but

basically ,, i’m askin for a little help . my mental health has never been the best and recently , because of events i’ve kept private for the sake of keeping private , i’ve been taking more and more turns for the worst , eventually thinking of and attempting but failing in the big bad s ,, my wonderful best friend @openbones / @barcodebullet / @fearfed has offered me their place as a temporary sanctuary from my extremely toxic & stressful environment for 3 / 4 weeks and honestly , at this point if i don’t get to go , idk ,, What the fuck is gonna happen tbh they’re like my only options at this point really ,, ?? 

unfortunately my job is HELLA shitty ( and only my raises my stress + depression by like ten fold ) so add that in with trying to also save to get a new place in general + just,,,, living is Uh ,,, yeah ;;;; n even though tumblr can be a hellsite in its own right , i’ve seen some amazing things happen from equally amazing people so i’m ,,,, just taking a shot in the dark here n hoping that maybe ,,,, i get blessed too ?? fdghejd god i am so sorry i really suck at stuff like this i’m like shaking ho’h wow 

anyway ,, a round trip ticket from where i ( california ) to where guts is ( louisiana ) is lookin’ to come around 400 bucks or so,, so that’s what i need to raise n i need to raise it by july 12th – 13th because i’d need to be in the state by july 17th – july 20th at the latest ,, i really REALLY hate this post n the fact that i’ve gotten to the point where i’d even CONSIDER makin a post like this but lord knows my options are slim n only slimming down by the minute ,, so ,,?? if any can find it in their hearts to donate ,, maybe look back on a time where u were in my situation and someone helped u ?? i just ,, would be forever in your debt . i can’t offer much in return , but i can write u things ( drabbles , fics ) , make u not so advanced graphics maybe , give u icon batches of characters u rlly don’t wanna icon ??? things like that 

my paypal is dawnedeyes@gmail.com , my gofundme page is HERE , and i also have a ko-fi HERE ,, thanks so much for even reading this Mess n u can always help by reblogging , signal boosting if u don’t have the money to donate ,, i’ll be reblogging this post periodically so if u can blacklist “ my gofundme “ so u won’t see this post anymore ,, but i will be roleplaying n interacting with others in between bc i can’t Handle this sort of stuff well at all n i’ll need the distractions honestly ,, to anyone that does donate , again , thank u so much n u have me in ur debt !!

        ———❝ I’m afraid you’ve come to the wrong neighborhood. ❞
A frown, hand raised in a defensive measure. Shinigami were no laughing matter, one wrong movement leading to something much worse. He had to inform his superiors, a breach in hueco mundo’s integrity.

       

❝ What, did daddy not tell you to stay home today?

@ureio