► Name ➔ “Elliot.” ► Are you single ➔ “Yes, but I’m not interested in a closed relationship.” ► Are you happy ➔ “Somewhat.” ► Are you angry? ➔ “Hardly.” ► Are your parents still married ➔ “My mother died before I ever met my father.”
NINE FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ “Weimar, Germany.” ► Hair Color ➔ “Blonde.” ► Eye Color ➔ “Pale green.” ► Birthday ➔ “November 21st, 1910.” ► Mood ➔ ”Flaccid.” ► Gender ➔ “Male.“ ► Summer or winter ➔ “Winter, the clothes are better.” ► Morning or afternoon ➔ “Afternoon. I feel worse drinking in the morning.”
EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ “No, and never.” ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ “Absolutely not.” ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ “I did.” ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ “No.” ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ “… You could say that.” ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ “Nope.” ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ “Does Jude count?.” // @catastrophicur ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ “No.”
SIX CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ “Lust.” ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ “Lemonade.” ► Cats or Dogs ➔ “Cats.” ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ “Few best friends.” ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ “Wild night out.” ► Day or night ➔ “Night.”
FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ “Yes.” ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ “No.” ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ “… Yes.” ► Wanted to disappear ➔ “Once.”
FOUR PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔ “Eyes.” ► Shorter or Taller ➔ “Depends.” ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ “Attraction.” ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ “Hook-up.”
FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along ➔ “They’re all dead, so you could say that.” ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ “…” ► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ “Thought about it.” // verse dependent ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ “No.”
FRIENDS
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ “Does Jude count as a friend?” // @catastrophicur ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ “No.” ► Who is your best friend ➔ “I don’t have one.” ► Who knows everything about you ➔ “No one.”