therpmemes:

                  love, simon  → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. features quotes from Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda as well.
feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

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  I’m just like you.

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  I have one huge-ass secret.

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  Nobody knows I’m gay.

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  Sometimes I feel like I’m stuck on a ferris wheel. One minute I’m on top of the world, then the next I’m at rock-bottom.

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  I’ve been thinking about why I haven’t come out yet.

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  Who you are to the world is pretty terrifying because what if the world doesn’t like you?❞
  

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  It doesn’t seem fair that only gay people have to come out. Why is straight the default?❞
  

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  Sometimes I feel like I’m always on the outside, there’s this invisible line that I have to cross to really be a part of everything and I just can’t ever cross it.

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  Sometimes I think I’m destined to care so much about one person it nearly kills me.

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  He’s wearing a woman’s sweater and he’s drunk.

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  When did you first realize?

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  I haven’t told anyone. Announcing who you are to the world is pretty terrifying.

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  I have something to tell you. I’m straight.

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  I like girls.

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  I’m heterosexual.

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  I’m sorry. I can’t do this anymore.

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• ❝ I’m supposed to be the one that decides when and how and who knows, and how I get to say it, that’s supposed to be my thing! ❞
  
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  I’m done living in a world where I don’t get to be who I am. I deserve a great love story and I want someone to share it with.

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  Have you ever been in love?

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  These last years, it’s almost like I can feel you holding your breath.

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  Disclaimer, this is about to get romantic as F.

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  She’s cute, but she’s just not really my type. Not because she’s black. I love black women. Not like, you know, I have a thing for black women, I just, I just, I just love all women.

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  I might not know your name or what you look like, but I want to find you.❞
  

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  I’m done living in a world where I don’t get to be who I am.

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  White shouldn’t be the default any more than straight should be the default. There shouldn’t even be a default.

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  Sometimes it seems like everyone knows who I am except me

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  Straight people really should have to come out, and the more awkward it is, the better. Awkwardness should be a requirement.

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  I mean, I feel secure in my masculinity, too. Being secure in you masculinity isn’t the same as being straight.

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  I’m just so sick of straight people who can’t get their shit together.

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  I’m too busy trying not to be in love with someone who isn’t real.

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  Really, though, there are only two kinds of weather: hoodie weather and weather where you wear a hoodie anyway.

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  Did you just tell us you’re gay?

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  Nothing is worse than the secret humiliation of being insulted by proxy.

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  I fall a little bit in love with everyone.

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  People are shameless when it comes to cake. It’s a beautiful thing to see.

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  There’s something about you that makes me want to open up, and that’s slightly terrifying to me.

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  I knew you had a secret.

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  I wanted to ask you about it, but I didn’t wan to pry. Maybe I made a mistake.

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  You get to be more you than you have been in, in a very long time. You deserve everything you want.

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  I like no endings. I like things that don’t end.

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  You may actually be the only person who gets more than 140 characters from me. That’s kind of awesome, right?

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  I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not 100% committed to your Oreo diet.

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  I can’t imagine a scenario where I don’t want to kiss your face off as soon as I see you.❞

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  I feel irrelevant.

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  They put me in a box, and every time I try to nudge the lid open, they slam it back down. It’s like nothing about me is allowed to change.

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  It’s really amazing, isn’t it? Someone can trigger your sexual identity crisis and not have a clue they’re doing it. ❞

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  There’s no such thing as a good idea when you’re in seventh grade.

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  I feel like I’m supposed to make some comment to underscore the ridiculousness of it all, but honestly? It’s sort of nice not to have to be cynical for a change.

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  I try not to change, but i keep changing, in all these tiny ways. And every freaking time, i have to reintroduce myself to the universe all over again.

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  You make everything a big deal.

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rpstarterss:

• “Please don’t cry.”
• “Please don’t hurt me.”
• “Please don’t strip right now.”
• “Please don’t try to twerk.”
• “Please don’t make me dance with you.”
• “Please don’t forget how much I love you.”
• “Please don’t take off your pants.”
• “Please don’t sell my nudes!”
• “Please don’t overthink this.”
• “Please don’t kiss me again.”
• “Please don’t yell.”
• “Please don’t try to stop me.”
• “Please don’t hurt yourself.”
• “Please don’t tell anyone.”
• “Please don’t worry about it.”
• “Please don’t get yourself killed.”
• “Please don’t let them/him/her treat you like that.”
• “Please don’t use your pathetic pickup lines on me.”
• “Please don’t die!”
• “Please don’t try to fight me.”
• “Please don’t throw things.”
• “Please don’t leave me.”
• “Please don’t forget me.”
• “Please don’t ask me about that.”
• “Please don’t read that diary.”
• “Please don’t recite bad poetry.”
• “Please don’t eat inedible objects.”
• “Please don’t interrupt me.”
• “Please don’t do this.”
• “Please don’t call the cops.”
• “Please don’t feed the animals.”
• “Please don’t treat him/her/them like that.”
• “Please don’t look.”
• “Please don’t love me.”
• “Please don’t bring up the past.”
• “Please don’t steal from babies.”
• “Please don’t wear a culturally insensitive costume.”
• “Please don’t drink anymore.”
• “Please don’t take photos.”
• “Please don’t make me go.”
• “Please don’t lose faith in me.”
• “Please don’t make me ask you again.”
• “Please don’t be snarky.”
• “Please don’t touch anything.”
• “Please don’t break anything.”
• “Please don’t wake me.”
• “Please don’t stand so close to me.”
• “Please don’t kill me.”
• “Please don’t kill them/him/her.”
• “Please don’t forgive me/him/her/them.”
• “Please don’t correct my spelling.”
• “Please don’t assume you can kiss me.”
• “Please don’t try to run away.”
• “Please don’t speak to me like that.”
• “Please don’t speak to him/her like that.”
• “Please don’t underestimate me.”
• “Please don’t speak.”
• “Please don’t panic.”
• “Please don’t give up on me.”
• “Please don’t hug me.”
• “Please don’t touch me.” 
• “Please don’t ask me about my parents.” 
• “Please don’t stop loving me.” 
• “Please don’t let him/her/them hurt me.”
• “Please don’t call me anymore.”
• “Please don’t lock me in here!”

children-ofthestars:

• “Oh look, carnage.”
• “I found you beat half to death in a dumpster. When I said I would call 9-1-1 you punched me in the face and said no before passing out.”
• “Holy shit you look terrible.”
• “Can’t go to my place, I’m making poison in my kitchen.”
• “This is the tenth half-eaten corpse I’ve seen. It’s still kinda horrifying but less horrifying than the first time I saw one.”
• “Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”
• Everything about your life makes so much sense now.”
• “I don’t know, that sounds like a ‘fuck off’ kind of growl.”
• “There’s a girl snorting cocaine off the counter in the bathroom. Just thought you’d wanna know.”
• “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news: some of this blood is mine. The bad news: most of it is mine. And I’m going to pass out.”
• “After the fight some dude catcalled me on the way home so I turned around and spat a bunch of blood at his feet. Never seen someone regret doing something so fast.”
• “Is that a fucking dragon?”
• “That is genuinely disturbing.”
• “Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.”
• “This is surprisingly not the worst thing we’ve done. This is like, maybe halfway up the list.”