Tag: °˖✧ { sᴀᴍᴀᴇʟ } ✧˖° (musings)

rabbits-of-negative-euphoria:

the-mighty-birdy:

pain-and-missouri:

pain-and-missouri:

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can! 
❤️❤️❤️

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

forthemuse:

someone: are you okay?

me: *in a high-pitched mocking voice* “are you okay?” what the fuck.

cursedsuggestion:

i only exist in the third person,
only behind glass. only vague, outlined.

arsonsuggestions:

smear the ashes of your home across your lips. taste the despair, taste the anger. use it, burn it. make it your weapon and fuel your flame and burn them to their foundations

arsonsuggestions:

the fire is hot and life is short, why not play with matches while we can enjoy the flames

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks