———❝ STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE. someone told it to me the other day. ❞
creasing the end of his lapel, the man leaned forward, hands folded together between his legs. gaze on the woman, he managed to keep his attention sharp as they continued this little charade. he knew better than to let his guard down with her in close proximity. he’d been approached alone, a sign of confidence at the very least.

       ❝ a roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers. five, please, he says. ❞

@deabaciatasc